Monday, March 09, 2015

The Nutty Monkeys of Evolution

A monkey said he wanted bananas. A squirrel said he wanted nuts. The monkey said the squirrel was nuts for wanting nuts, and that all food should obviously be yellow. The monkey said the squirrel was just copying other squirrels who are dumb enough to eat food that is the same color as their poop. All the while, the monkey had nuts falling on his head while eating his banana from an acorn tree. This is the creation vs. evolution debate, in which creationist sit in the shadow of science, mimicking its principles to disprove it. Why not just eat bananas from the banana tree and avoid all the nuttiness?

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